Daily Aggravation 25: When Old Women look better than I do

One thing that really bugs me is when I see an old woman with a better body than me. Even if her face looks like a wrinkled, slapped ass, if she’s got a flat stomach and a space between her thighs, I feel a twinge of jealousy. After all, if she’s 300 years old and looking better than I do at 24, what the hell am I going to look like in a couple of decades?