“Oh, I’m Suri Cruise and I have it sooo rough. I hate being as rich as Scrooge McDuck and getting everything I want! These lady high heels hurt my precious little feet! My pet rabbit isn’t photogenic enough! Also, coats are for poor people.”
I strongly believe that there is nothing funnier than watching someone pass out and fall down. Maybe it’s because I spend 80% of my life feeling like I’m going to pass out and fall down, and maybe it’s because I have a soul as black and charred as a briquette. Whatever the reason, I enjoy watching people pass out so much that I sometimes watch compilation videos of people fainting on Youtube when I need a laugh.
Knowing this, you can imagine the PURE, UNBRIDLED JOY I felt the first time I watched this video of David Buckner passing on out on The Glenn Beck Show. I’ve watched this video around 500 times by now, and it never gets less funny. My favorite part is ALL OF IT, so watch and enjoy.