This is the weirdest, most offensive hat I’ve ever seen, and it costs $235. I didn’t realize that “Lovechild of Charlie Chaplin and Seabiscuit” was a look people actually went for, but you learn something new every day.
This is an actual sweater for sale in a store. I don’t really know what the creature woven into the front of it is supposed to be. It looks like a bunch of different weird things, including a flasher, a cockroach, and a cockroach flasher. My boyfriend thinks it looks like an omen in a scary Japanese movie that would pop out from behind trees and shit to remind you of your mortality. Whatever it is, its red eyes and the fact that it looks like it’s fleeing from a predator seriously give me the heebie-jeebies.
It’s always a total bummer when you leave your apartment and you’re all, “Damn, I look awesome today, bring on the catcalls,” and then you catch a glimpse of yourself in a store window while you’re out and you’re all, “Oh, shit, I actually look like John Goodman in this outfit.”