Can someone please explain to me what exactly these “Hunger Games” I’m hearing so much about are? When I think of ‘hunger games,’ the only thing that comes to mind is when I pretend that I’m starving and haven’t eaten in a week right before I chow down on a whole Entenmann’s cake.
You’re right, guy in Kangol hat: the perfect time to eat Chicken with Broccoli out of a styrofoam box IS when you’re on a packed 6 train! There’s actually a medical theory that says the smell of dead pigeon helps prevent motion sickness, so who the hell am I to judge?
Loud eaters positively slay me (and I mean that in a Ted Bundy kind of way). If you’re a loud eater, please, for the LOVE OF GOD, wait until you’re home in your studio apartment with your nasty cat and your yoga DVDs to eat your gluten-free trail mix.