Daily Aggravation 49: People Who Wear Santa Hats

What’s with people who casually wear Santa hats for the whole month of December? Unless you’re an actual elf who is employed by Santa himself, there is no reason to top off your outfit with a cheap, felt Santa hat, you festive douche. And if you are an actual elf, why the fuck are you dilly-dallying around in NYC when there are presents to be wrapped up North? I’m pretty sure you elves aren’t covered under the “Right-to-Work” law, so get the hell out of here and go do your job.

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Caroline Nierman View All →

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  1. Where I work sells those Santa hats. Not only do I have to wear the hat, but I also have to wear a green elf body apron with jingle bells on it. Every time I walk I jingle.Everyone says I look cute in it. I hate it.

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