The thing about Cialis for daily use

I’m having a hard time thinking of something more First World Vile than having your formerly impotent, elderly husband harangue you every day about bumping junk with him.

Just think: you’ve put in your requisite 40 years of schtupping. You finally think you’ll be able to enjoy NCIS in peace and go to sleep at a reasonable hour and not have to worry about breaking your brittle, osteoporitic bones in your own damn bed. Then, much to your chagrin, your liver-spotted, saggy-skinned husband comes home from the doctor one day with a prescription for daily Cialis. Suddenly, you’re dealing with an alter cocker who has the sex drive of a pubescent teenager – it’s like being married to Benjamin Button, but instead of aging into Brad Pitt, your husband is just going to get wrinklier and more pungent with the passing of time. I’m gagging just thinking about it.

Maybe I should start a non-profit to support the wives of old men who take Cialis. I think I’ll call it H.H.H.T.M.A. (Triple H TMA), which stands for Help! He’s Harder Than My Arteries!

2 thoughts on “The thing about Cialis for daily use

  1. I considered Cialis or Viagra but after reading your post I think I’ll just wither and die. I swear, I didn’t choose to be a horny old man, it just happened! But few things are more frustrating than having a mental hard on unaccompanied by a physical one, except the frustration of having to deal with a horny old man. As disgusting as we are on the outside, it’s worse on the inside.

  2. Oh Russell, this sounds like every boy I went to middle school with only replace “horny old man” with “horny 13 year old” and “unaccompanied by a physical one” with “accompanied by a physical one in the middle of math class when I have to go do a problem on the blackboard” Guess you just can’t win, can you now?

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