Daily Aggravation 15: Waiting in line at Dean & Deluca

Something about waiting in line at Dean & Deluca makes me feel like I’m going to pass out. Out of nowhere, I start to feel lightheaded and panicky and then I lose my hearing and everything starts to turn white. Once it was so bad that I had to thieve a bottle of water off the shelf and spend 10 minutes squatting in the spices aisle to minimize any head trauma that might’ve ensued if I had fainted on the tile floor. I’m puzzled as to why this only happens to me at Dean & Deluca, but I’m pretty sure that it’s because my subconscious finds it disgusting that I am willing to shell out $8 for a couple of pieces of spoiled fish wrapped in old rice.

One thought on “Daily Aggravation 15: Waiting in line at Dean & Deluca

  1. That sounds like a “callmymomI’mdying” moment. Happens to me in D&D too, luckily there is a $10 mini pellegrino to revive me.

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